Google Acquires Internet for $2,455.5 billion in cash...

by Jame ()

This just in: Google is announced to have bought the Internet.  The $2.4 Trillion all cash deal, set to close in May 2017 finally accomplishes what Google has always set out to do... world domination.

This also in: It turns out that reports that a Google intends to destroy all content it can't index have been greatly exaggerated, as a result some of The Onion's other reports are called into question...

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